Next week I start brushing up on my Illustrator skills. These illustrations can only get better. I hope.

I don’t drink wine so it fits that I couldn’t create a decent looking wine bottle, but I have been known to eat cupcakes.  I think I might have to break down and start using Illustrator when I make these things.

1. It’s composed of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen
2. Water comes in four states of matter — Liquid, solid, gas and plasma
3. If someone asks you if you would like to ban “dihydrogen monoxide,” they are talking about water. They are also being a huge asshole.
4. You can die from drinking too much water.
5. You probably aren’t drinking enough water.
6. Water boils at a lower temperature at higher elevations and cooking takes longer (I found this out the hard way).
7. Water does have a taste. I don’t care what anyone says.
8. Your urine contains around 95% water but you shouldn’t drink it, even if you are stranded on a mountain.
9. Drinking saltwater will cause your kidneys to hate you and you will probably die.
10. There are many countries around the world where people do not have access to drinkable water. So when you start to complain about having to drink tap water in a glass instead of a $3 bottle water that probably came from the same place as the tap water, you should just close your mouth.

When I get bored that is when the photoshop comes out

I have always been somewhat jealous of my older sister because she can draw, subtract without counting on her fingers and write with both hands.  I made this:

Photoshop has almost made us equal*

*not really