I am an reluctant adult currently living in Colorado. I don’t know how to ski or swim because sometimes I like to have stereotypes to turn out to be true. When I was a kid I would skip school to hang out in the public library. There, I would fight librarians for the right to check out adult books like Kama Sutra (The real one. Not the one under your bed with all the pictures) and Tropic of Cancer on a kid’s library card. Also I liked writing spoilers to Encyclopedia Brown‘s cases on the inside cover of the books.

Since I don’t get paid to blog, I have a portfolio to expose myself to the world and hopefully land a job with health insurance.